6 Things Irresponsible Supermarkets Don't Warn You About 41st Millennium Groceries!
There may be dangers lurking in your cupboards.
| Supermarkets | Reality | Hazard |
|---|---|---|
| Cotton wool | Fluff beast | Harmless but makes a distressing noise when burned; may upset pets or children |
| Kitty litter | Morpho-rock | Liquifies under pressure |
| Plastic bag | Pancake amoeba | Entraps and eats infantry |
| Dried peas | Spawn soup | Vehicles fall through to never be seen again |
| Sponge | Sponge weed | May entrap vehicles, but only if it rains |
| String | Thermotropic vine | Immobilises anything with a heat source |
In the 80's & 90's Games Workshop
store staff would feed customers' newly purchased miniatures to pancake amoeba right in front of them.
Scenic Insanity
The Rogue Trader
rulebook has modelling suggestions for using supermarket goods in games. These can be found in the Advanced Gamer section on page 234.